Category: friendship

A collection of Spam

Post #2 from reader Wahab

Thank you for sending them over. This is in French, my French hasn’t been used in years but I will tell all of you that this is a pick-up line. Wahab has a hot 29-year-old marketing consultant named Monique hitting on them. —– Mail transféré —– De : “” <> À : Envoyé le : Jeudi 30…
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March 20, 2013 2

I Have a Whole Series from Reader Wahab

Here is #1 from Wahab – Thank you very much for sending your spam over. —– Mail transféré —– De : Re majer <> À : Envoyé le : Samedi 1 septembre 2012 2h56 Objet : HELLO DEAR?   HELLO DEAR? Am miss Rebeca,interested in you,And wish to have you as my friend, for friend is all about…
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March 19, 2013 0


I don’t even understand the purpose behind this one, and remember I leave them in the format I receive them. Maybe he was trying for a Haiku?  Address sent from: From: hassana <> To: Sent: Thursday, August 30, 2012 4:49 AM Subject: Hello Am Hassana, i have something to tell you contact me back…
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March 16, 2013 0

I’ve been invited to a chat site

I can’t wait to join Africa‘s  chat site From: Tuonane <> To: Sent: Saturday, August 25, 2012 1:16 AM Subject: Khadijat invites you to Tuonane – Africa chat/social site   Khadijat Saleem wants to connect with you on Africa’s chat site at Accept the Invitation or Check her out? Go to      …
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March 4, 2013 0

Different name, same lazy email

They aren’t even putting effort into their spam   From: saidur rahman <> To: Sent: Thursday, August 23, 2012 6:56 PM Subject: Hello Hello Compliment of the day to you.( Mr.Saidur rahman ), I am sending this brief letter to solicit your partnership to transfer $10.5million US Dollars. I shall send you more information and…
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February 18, 2013 0

Another friend

Who found me by looking at my email profile..might work…if I had one.   From: hp majer <> To: Sent: Thursday, August 16, 2012 9:31 AM Subject: HELLO FRIEND Hello good Day my friend ! How are you doing today i,hope every thing is fine,? if so thanks be to God almighty who made it…
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February 10, 2013 0

I get to build orphan homes

However…why would I build orphan homes? If nobody wants them, why build them? I think they would have been better off putting homes for orphans or orphanages, but who am I criticize? After all, I don’t write spam for a living, maybe they have their own version of English? Oh and by the way..Canada doesn’t…
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February 8, 2013 0

Peaople just want to be friends

 I must be popular, people are coming from all over the world to be my friends From: Re majer <> To: Sent: Saturday, August 11, 2012 4:48 AM Subject: HELLO FRIEND. HELLO FRIEND. Am miss Rebeca,interested in you,And wish to have you as my friend, for friend is all about Respect, Admiration and love passion,…
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February 7, 2013 0

I’m a sucker for the evil step mother story

Maybe it’s the fairy tales I grew up with?   From: Cynthia Musa Jammeh <> To: Sent: Friday, July 27, 2012 7:10 AM Subject: Hello Dearest One   Hello Dearest One, I am writing this mail to you with tears and sorrow from my heart. With due respect trust and humanity, I know this mail…
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December 13, 2012 0

Now Royalty writes to me

I feel so special Hvornår:tirsdag den 24. juli 2012 22:30 – 23:30 (GMT+00:00) Meddelelse:My Dear Respectful Sir/Madam, Good day and Compliments, I am writing this letter in confidence believing that if it is the wish of God for you to help me and my family, God almighty will bless and reward you abundantly and…
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November 14, 2012 0